The Ideal Debate Scenario
Okay. We've shuffled the cards tonight. It's a whole different card game. Here's how it should all go down.
Sunday's debate should be delayed for a few days to work out the details.
It should be the three remaining realistic candidates, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, and Gary Johnson.
None of this one hour bullshit. Take 5 hours, six, ten, whatever it takes. No holds barred. They stand up there and answer questions until ALL parties are satisfied that they have all the answers they need. The candidates, the moderators, the audience, and the American public at large. Fact checking done throughout in real time. (Pause the fucking thing until we're happy that all the bullshit has been weeded out.) I don't care if the town drunk from bum-fuck Arkansas has a problem. Let him ask. Get it all out.
Then, we do it again. Four or five times in the next month.
Meantime, let the GOP have their own series of debates to sort out who they REALLY want to embarrass themselves with. Trump is definitely out. Cruz, Pence, Kasich, whoever. When they figure it out, they can have that asshole join the fray in the later debates.
No other scenario will satisfy us.
I've just solved how to unite the country. You're welcome.
Come to think about it, Hurricane Matthew looks like it might circle around and bite Florida in the ass one more time. Let's make the candidates start the debate in Miami just as it makes landfall again.
Sunday's debate should be delayed for a few days to work out the details.
It should be the three remaining realistic candidates, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, and Gary Johnson.
None of this one hour bullshit. Take 5 hours, six, ten, whatever it takes. No holds barred. They stand up there and answer questions until ALL parties are satisfied that they have all the answers they need. The candidates, the moderators, the audience, and the American public at large. Fact checking done throughout in real time. (Pause the fucking thing until we're happy that all the bullshit has been weeded out.) I don't care if the town drunk from bum-fuck Arkansas has a problem. Let him ask. Get it all out.
Then, we do it again. Four or five times in the next month.
Meantime, let the GOP have their own series of debates to sort out who they REALLY want to embarrass themselves with. Trump is definitely out. Cruz, Pence, Kasich, whoever. When they figure it out, they can have that asshole join the fray in the later debates.
No other scenario will satisfy us.
I've just solved how to unite the country. You're welcome.
Come to think about it, Hurricane Matthew looks like it might circle around and bite Florida in the ass one more time. Let's make the candidates start the debate in Miami just as it makes landfall again.
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